Time Travels with Truffle: Dateline Tokyo, November 1941, Imperial War Department.

Time Travels with Truffle:  Dateline Tokyo, November 1941, Imperial War Department.  All the final plans had been made, it was decided, Pearl Harbor would be attacked the following month.  After a brief coffee break, Admiral Yamamoto and his staff were horrified to discover that their carefully laid plans, plans that had taken over a year to formulate had all been destroyed.  And who was the culprit?  None other than our Heroic Truffle, whose ferocious fury was unleashed and all the Japanese war plans were now in shreds, torn to ribbons by her vicious jaws of American righteousness.  The attack on Pearl Harbor would have to be canceled and our fleet was saved

 

Time Travels with Truffle: Dateline: Somewhere outside the gates of Rome, 452 AD.

 

Time Travels with Truffle:  Dateline: Somewhere outside the gates of Rome, 452 AD.  After a tense standoff for days between Pope Leo the Great and the Scourge of God, AKA Atilla the Hun, the Pope finally unleashes his secret weapon - Truffle!  Truffle, fearing no smelly Hun, immediately charges the demonic horde and forces them into a humiliating and rapid retreat.  Pope Leo immediately responds by giving her a slice of cheese and declaring her "Canis Valde Bonus" in perpetutity.

Time Travels with Truffle: Dateline Hilton Hotel Amsterdam, March 1969

 

Time Travels with Truffle: Dateline Hilton Hotel Amsterdam, March 1969: Truffle heroically crawls into the "Bed" Photo shoot with John Lennon and Yoko Ono and immediately starts to growl and snap at Yoko. John Lennon, amused by her antics, laughs and this upsets Yoko. They get into a huge fight and break up and thus, Truffle heroically drives away Yoko just in the nick of time and therefore saves the Beatles from breaking up.

Time Travels with Truffle: Dateline Dallas Texas, November 22, 1963

 

Time Travels with Truffle: Dateline Dallas Texas, November 22, 1963, Texas Book Depository: Truffle, after laying in wait behind a stack of 8th grade Biology books waits for her moment. When Oswald approaches the window, she strikes. Oswald, terrified, drops his rifle and flees the building. And thus Truffle history takes a different turn.

Time Travels with Truffle: Dateline Sarajevo, 1914

 

Time Travels with Truffle: Dateline Sarajevo, 1914 - Truffle, seeing the gun in the would-be killer's hand, thinks fast and heroically leaps out of Franz Ferdinand's moving car. She then quickly disarms Gavrillo Princip, and thus prevents the assasination of the Archduke and his wife and the start of World War I.

Time Travels with Truffle - Dateline Transalpine Gallic Pass #4 - 218 BC

 

Time Travels with Truffle - Dateline Transalpine Gallic Pass #4 - 218 BC - Truffle heroically leaps from her hiding place in a snowdrift and attacks Carthaginian Commander Hannibal, taking him completely by surprise. Her clever ambush forces him to retreat from his march into Italy and thus saves our beloved Rome from destruction.

Truffle defeats King Harold at the Battle of Hastings 1066.